Thank you for the invite.
Do you have any examples of tired and boring?
I have not found anything on the web like you describe.
Without proper research,
I would be shooting in the dark, so to speak.
Is this product in existence?
Do you have a prototype or a picture?
Or are you wanting someone to design something that can be engendered?
Thank you.
Wyn

Thank you for posting such a fun project.