• US$300

• 6 diseños

• 2 diseñadores

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Resumen de Diseño Con Ilustración

I found a meme which (using sound logic) concluded that a raccoon was capable of forcing itself up someones rear. My brother had a bad experience with raccoons once, so I sent it to him in jest. He responded with a great monologue of how he would react to any raccoon who attempted such a feat. I would like to illustrate this monologue in a comic book-like manner in about 4 pages, with multiple drawings per page (or as the illustrator sees fit). Should I be on the wrong website for this kind of thing. Let me know and preferably point me in the right direction. Plot line below (enjoy):

"I pity the coon that tries it. I've been hitting them bun busters on the daily. It would fail miserably! I would counter the attack by clenching the coon between my cheeks until its on the brink of death! Then quietly whisper to the coon, 'Behold my ass and all its glorious might... beg for the atonement of your sins and restore honor to your fellow denmen.' Then just before the coon could mutter even a squeak, I would clench, with such velocity that a thunderous clap would follow as the coon burst into dust. As its fellow coons look over in horror and disbelief, I stare them down. The wind begins to pick up and the clouds begin to block out the sun. As terror engulfs the coons I proceed to snort the ashes of their fallen comrade and scream like a banshee. Generation after generation, the coons would tell of the horrors that were seen that day to their children, and warn them of the Man of Ass. To never cross him. And NEVER forget..."

Contact me to discuss details of said illustration.

Regards,
Jason

Objetivo del mercado(s)

Family

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Mira y siente

Cada control deslizante ilustra las características de la marca del cliente y el estilo que debe comunicar el diseño de tu logotipo.

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Requisitos

Debes tener

• Comic book feel. Dozen or so mini pictures strung together. Most of story told visually with a couple of dialogue clouds when needed. Possibly intro and outro paragraphs to round out the story.
• Man must have God-like, chiseled ass (even if shown with pants on)
• Butt-seeking raccoon should be more plump than reasonable.
• Fear of God shown in eyes of surviving raccoons.

Agradable de tener

• Take creative liberties with character. I don't really care if he's a 13th century blacksmith or toothless backwoods Texan. Going for humorous. Would like the character to have a general sense of badassery (even for a toothless backwoods Texan).
• Changing color scheme. Transition from normal, casual colors to dark (not necessarily grayscale, but raccoons are dark, thunderclouds are dark, you get the idea.)
• Color scheme which conveys power/fear